Linkbait title (and I fell for it). What OP calls "lazy", I call "efficient". What OP calls "dumb", I call "open-minded". I sure hope he doesn't name his var

Linkbait title (and I fell for it). What OP calls "lazy", I call "efficient". What OP calls "dumb", I call "open-minded". I sure hope he doesn't name his variables as poorly as he names his adjectives. Now that would be lazy and dumb.