"Can anyone here tell me how to sell stuff for free? You can't. You can only sell stuff for money." - Jason Fried "So when your friend performs the most intima

"Can anyone here tell me how to sell stuff for free? You can't. You can only sell stuff for money." - Jason Fried "So when your friend performs the most intimate human act of love by giving you a dollar bill..." - Chris Anderson "Hey, I'd like to be able to search my mail, not just your mail." - Paul Buchheit Apparently I went looking for a good laugh. Those are all paraphrases, by the way.