I love that companies that I never agreed to have a business relationship with can charge me to preempt getting fucked by their shitty security. "Fees for Iden

I love that companies that I never agreed to have a business relationship with can charge me to preempt getting fucked by their shitty security. "Fees for Identity Theft Victims: Free; Non-victims: $10" If I wait to become a victim, I can save tens of dollars!