Oh my, there's some really magnificent stuff, I started giggling while reading this: The Quantum Mechanic monster is basically one big physics joke. Its at

Oh my, there's some really magnificent stuff, I started giggling while reading this: The Quantum Mechanic monster is basically one big physics joke. Its attack will randomly teleport you, and eating a Quantum Mechanic corpse will give you the intrinsic speed ability (or remove intrinsic speed from you if you were already fast). Upon death, the Quantum Mechanic also has a small chance to drop a box. When you open the box, a cat named Schrodingers Cat will be found inside. 50% of the time, the cat will be alive, and 50% of the time, the cat will be dead. What brings this into The Dev Team Thinks of Everything territory is that if you look at the game's source code, you discover that unlike every other box in the game, the state of the box's contents (whether the cat is alive or dead) is not determined until you open the box and look.