> For a hardy few that choose to ignore cellphones, life is a pocketful of quarters, missed connections and a smug satisfaction of marching to a different ring

> For a hardy few that choose to ignore cellphones, life is a pocketful of quarters, missed connections and a smug satisfaction of marching to a different ring tone. I'm reminded of the classic Onion article: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28694 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28694 Full disclosure: I don't own a cellphone and my TV doesn't receive any channels. :)