(Minor clarification: I wrote "paternity leave" thinking "That's the gender-neutral term, right? The one with 'parent' in it?". In retrospect, I realize my brai

(Minor clarification: I wrote "paternity leave" thinking "That's the gender-neutral term, right? The one with 'parent' in it?". In retrospect, I realize my brainfart, but can no longer edit. Please pretend I had written "parental leave")