This may be a case of Poe's law. If it is, pardon my funny bone. But if you aren't joking, may I humbly submit to your consideration that, "did not have sex,"

This may be a case of Poe's law. If it is, pardon my funny bone. But if you aren't joking, may I humbly submit to your consideration that, "did not have sex," and "did give up normal human interaction in favor of simulacra" are two different things. Statistics about solely about one of these things cannot be used to derive meaningful conclusions about the other.