Once upon a time, there was nothing to read on an airplane but SkyMall. SkyMall held it's audience captive, and all but the most foresighted of us, whom though

Once upon a time, there was nothing to read on an airplane but SkyMall. SkyMall held it's audience captive, and all but the most foresighted of us, whom thought to bring a book or some similar textual vessel, were held hostage by it's mediocrity. But then, one day, the great and powerful Science came. Championed by it's favored son, the Internet, Science set the passenger's free of the evil SkyMall's iron grip on airborne eyes. "But smartphones cause interference with airplanes for some reason!" SkyMall's proponents cried. "No" said Science, "Do gas stations explode when you receive a phone call?" it asked. "Yes" said the SkyMallians, "Of course they do!". "Please die and don't reproduce" said Science. And all was well.