Im going to have to say your quoting that line a little out of context. When I first read the article, the time I got to "slow" I was wondering what I had just

Im going to have to say your quoting that line a little out of context. When I first read the article, the time I got to "slow" I was wondering what I had just read. Yet the very next paragraph helps demystify the jargon. At that point, I realised the writer was playing with the jargon and hype but in a satirical way.