I just ordered an industrial-size vat of Crisco. See your future, be your future. Traditionally it was "the fat kid" who played goal, since anybody who could s

I just ordered an industrial-size vat of Crisco. See your future, be your future. Traditionally it was "the fat kid" who played goal, since anybody who could skate would rather put the puck in the net than get whaled in the nords. I believe this changed when modern netminders brought more skill, athleticism, and even dignity (really) to the position. Plus, people love all the cool-looking gear.