Slightly off-topic, your questions remind me of this satire: http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/l-p-d-libertarian-police-department http://www.newyorke

Slightly off-topic, your questions remind me of this satire: http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/l-p-d-libertarian-police-department http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/l-p-d-libertaria... (never fails to make me laugh)