In college I drove a van between different campuses so students could travel between them easily. On one of my stops, a passenger got on board and, obviously d

In college I drove a van between different campuses so students could travel between them easily. On one of my stops, a passenger got on board and, obviously displeased, said, "You left early last time! I saw you drive off while I was coming out of the library!" Lesson learned: Sometimes late is better.