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Just to state the obvious a Penthouse Pet will probably be the best option, since you living alone (might be high maintenance though). Second best I would recom

by yannis 17y ago

Just to state the obvious a Penthouse Pet will probably be the best option, since you living alone (might be high maintenance though). Second best I would recommend a cyborg beetle http://discovermagazine.com/2009/may/30-the-pentagons-beetle-borgs http://discovermagazine.com/2009/may/30-the-pentagons-beetle... Third best will be a cat as long as you understand that you can never own a cat, she will own you.

gaius 17y ago
I once told this girl I didn't really think of her as a person, more as an exotic pet (because it was true, I did). She wasn't happy about that.
- scotth 17y ago
  What made you think of her that way?
  - gaius 17y ago
    Because I would do all the logistics and she would approve or disapprove. Also, she spent a lot of time preening. We had fun, mind, it just wasn't very scalable.
    - anamax 17y ago
      > We had fun, mind, it just wasn't very scalable. How much "fun" did you have in mind? 2, 3, 100?
      - gaius 17y ago
        It could never have scaled into cohabitation, for example.