This is WRONG! The internet was made for kittens, not puppies! Also, this is seriously surreal. I am looking at this site, and I am not certain if it is for re

This is WRONG! The internet was made for kittens, not puppies! Also, this is seriously surreal. I am looking at this site, and I am not certain if it is for real or satire. Probably for real, but if it was satire, it would be really good. (Also, I apologize, I have been awake for about 25 hours now - I am not a moron, I am just sleep-deprived.)