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Or just offer a money back guarantee and honour it. Make 50k off of the 20% who make it through, and Robert's yer mother's brother.

• sethg 19y ago
  Alan Dershowitz once told the story of a court clerk who would approach the plaintiffs in every trial and say "For $5,000 I'll try to convince the judge to rule in your favor. If you still lose the case I'll give you your money back." Then he would make the same offer to the defendants.
  • aston 19y ago
    His mistake was not keeping the vigorish.
    • edw519 19y ago
      OTOH, with the speed of our court system, he probably could've made a nice little income on the interest.