The solution to that problem is simple. Map the Doom process to doomguy. If you die, the process ends! :) You could even add a bit of code that sends a message

The solution to that problem is simple. Map the Doom process to doomguy. If you die, the process ends! :) You could even add a bit of code that sends a message to the head sysadmin so if a newbie keeps attacking a big nasty and dying as a result, the sysadmin would know to step over and tell the newbie to chill out. This also raises an existential conundrum. If the sysadmin has god mode, what happens if they shoot init with a BFG? Kidding of course, but it is fun to imagine an invincible process stepping heroically through the ensuing wreckage of a kernel panic :D