Is this a joke or something? The arguments simply don't hold water. OOP will make the program run faster? Was running faster than whatever is a promise of OO

Is this a joke or something? The arguments simply don't hold water. OOP will make the program run faster? Was running faster than whatever is a promise of OOP? Walking each student while the others wait in the main hall would take forever? So we are talking about parallelism with the actor model. How would procedural help that? "[OOP] just organized in a more systematic way." Managing complexity and abstraction is a main function of programming. How is having a simple, consistent, systematic way to organize complexity not an advantage?