> Was the more likely outcome that I would fail to install it? Hilarious. Well, I think all these things are suspicious and maybe (I don't know) even bad in n

> Was the more likely outcome that I would fail to install it? Hilarious. Well, I think all these things are suspicious and maybe (I don't know) even bad in nature, but they have levels of badness, "you look lovely today, btw" is considerably worse than any form of birthday congratulations -- although I'm also suspicious of the second, which, here in Brazil, is a little more common thing to say than "happy birthday" (people just say "congratulations!").