He does real systems research: http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/people/mickens/ http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/people/mickens/ He just also has a sens

He does real systems research: http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/people/mickens/ http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/people/mickens/ He just also has a sense of humor, and makes time to exercise it.