Entertaining, but completely non-sensical. How does the universe know that the agency responsible for the creation of the abhorrent Higgs boson is the LHC. This

Entertaining, but completely non-sensical. How does the universe know that the agency responsible for the creation of the abhorrent Higgs boson is the LHC. This is a huge philosophical question, of what "is" the LHC. And even more goofy, how could it sabotage plans for a collider. Surely there's no concrete path of causation for the universe to cause a collider project to be de-funded. That's just silly.