I suppose it's only a matter of time until a company finds a person with an obscure real name (say, "Kentucky"), asks them to comment on a negative article abou

I suppose it's only a matter of time until a company finds a person with an obscure real name (say, "Kentucky"), asks them to comment on a negative article about the company (say, a CNN article critical of the chicken industry), and then has them ask to be forgotten, forever hiding the bad result from searches for "kentucky fried chicken problems"