I must say I am growing weary of being unemployed. I speculate that I know how to time certain specific parts of the market, however I don't want to do myself

I must say I am growing weary of being unemployed. I speculate that I know how to time certain specific parts of the market, however I don't want to do myself what I won't do for a bank. My current theory is that I could contribute much of my ill-gotten gains to the Portland Rescue Mission as well as the Blanchet House of Hospitality.