I have done a translation for the non hackers: I wake up to my smurf alarm clock, quickly smurf myself up and go to shower, I smurf through it quickly

I have done a translation for the non hackers: I wake up to my smurf alarm clock, quickly smurf myself up and go to shower, I smurf through it quickly and smurf myself dry with a towel. Then I proceed to smurf my socks, pants and other smurf essentials before smurfing my commute to work. I'm already late, so I need to smurf myself and sprint to the trainstation. Smurfing away at some wordpress themes and finally a master smurf to change the colorscheme of my xterm.