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I wake up to my hacker alarm clock, quickly hack myself up and go to shower, I hack through it quickly and hack myself dry with a towel. Then I proceed to hack
by hacktheplanetx 12y ago
I wake up to my hacker alarm clock, quickly hack myself up and go to shower, I hack through it quickly and hack myself dry with a towel. Then I proceed to hack my socks, pants and other hacker essentials before hacking my commute to work.
I'm already late, so I need to hack myself and sprint to the trainstation.
Hacking away at some wordpress themes and finally a master hack to change the colorscheme of my xterm.
- iN7h33nD 12y agoNice satire
- timboslice 12y agoI heard you like life hacks, so I hacked this post together for you
- staz 12y agoI have done a translation for the non hackers: I wake up to my smurf alarm clock, quickly smurf myself up and go to shower, I smurf through it quickly and smurf myself dry with a towel. Then I proceed to smurf my socks, pants and other smurf essentials before smurfing my commute to work. I'm already late, so I need to smurf myself and sprint to the trainstation. Smurfing away at some wordpress themes and finally a master smurf to change the colorscheme of my xterm.
- marban 12y agoAnd yet no time for Growth Hacking?
- tachyonbeam 12y agoAnd my personal motto is "Hack the Planet!"
- Zelphyr 12y agoFeh. I'm happy just hacking the Gibson.
- ultramancool 12y agoBut The Planet is part of Softlayer now. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Planet_Internet_Services http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Planet_Internet_Services
- tristanho 12y agoI want you to know that I laughed at your comment (plus your name) probably harder than anything else this week.