Halt, aphrax-R-YHN-2! Unreasonable suspicion about others is a mental illness only allow at Security Clearance YELLOW and above. Having a mental illness above

Halt, aphrax-R-YHN-2! Unreasonable suspicion about others is a mental illness only allow at Security Clearance YELLOW and above. Having a mental illness above your security clearance is considered treason. You must report to the nearest Brain-Scrub facility for Mandatory Happiness Training! Knowledge about the tabletop [REDACTED] "Paranoia" requires Security Clearance VIOLET. Having knowledge above your Security Clearance is considered treason. After your Mandatory Happiness Training is complete, please proceed to the nearest Termination Booth. Thank you for your cooperation. Always remember to help Friend Computer help you in th efight against the Commie Mutant Threat!