Their first problem was: They bought a Keurig. The second problem was: They didn't sell or get rid of said Keurig. The third problem was: They tried to polish

Their first problem was: They bought a Keurig. The second problem was: They didn't sell or get rid of said Keurig. The third problem was: They tried to polish a turd. It's still a turd, just a bit now covered up.