I drive with the assumption that everyone else is drunk. Most friday night around here, it is true. In the morning, I drive with the assumption that everyone i

I drive with the assumption that everyone else is drunk. Most friday night around here, it is true. In the morning, I drive with the assumption that everyone is half blind and too aged to drive. I work next to an eye clinic, so this is also true. Drive like everyone else is a fool and you should make it back home safe.