"almost to the point that it might be better off with the virus instead - of course, that is highly dependent on the nature of the virus!" Sense the tone. My t

"almost to the point that it might be better off with the virus instead - of course, that is highly dependent on the nature of the virus!" Sense the tone. My tongue is clearly planted firmly in my cheek, and if you're too literal to recognise that, at least err on the side of not downvoting. For the record, it's been about 4 years since I used antivirus software on Windows, maybe things have improved since then.