As a recovering PHP dev (I haven't touched a line in over 2 years) I'm happy I no-longer use it. It's inconsistencies drove me insane and I hate the F'ing dolla

As a recovering PHP dev (I haven't touched a line in over 2 years) I'm happy I no-longer use it. It's inconsistencies drove me insane and I hate the F'ing dollar sign! However I seem to have swapped that inconsistent, badly designed language with Javascript.