Having suffered this a year or so ago I can feel your pain. Question: Why doesn't Apple log stolen serial numbers so that the second they show up (connect to

Having suffered this a year or so ago I can feel your pain. Question: Why doesn't Apple log stolen serial numbers so that the second they show up (connect to iCloud, brought in for repair, or whatever), alarms, dogs, sharks with lasers, you know, the usual. I feel like computers shouldn't be any more thieve-able than cell phones.