Heh. My dad's a jazz pianist and the quip is ingrained: "You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish." Dramatic pause. "Sure you can. You use its scales." He

Heh. My dad's a jazz pianist and the quip is ingrained: "You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish." Dramatic pause. "Sure you can. You use its scales." Heh. But seriously, folks...