Lackey: "Boss! Boss! Our system is a hopelessly complicated, over-engineered monstrosity! The "Hello World" tutorial is 20 pages! Our business is doomed!" Boss

Lackey: "Boss! Boss! Our system is a hopelessly complicated, over-engineered monstrosity! The "Hello World" tutorial is 20 pages! Our business is doomed!" Boss: "Calm down Jenkins. Just write 'Enterprise' in front of everything, the suits will love it!"