Step 1. 'Delete' Facebook account Step 2. Wonder whether or not your data is really deleted or not Step 3. Realise all of your family, friends, acquaintances,

Step 1. 'Delete' Facebook account Step 2. Wonder whether or not your data is really deleted or not Step 3. Realise all of your family, friends, acquaintances, ex-friends and 'random people who gave you their email address at some point and they accepted your friend request but god knows why', are on Facebook. Step 4. Sign up for Facebook again Step 5. Wallow in your own shame and self-hatred for doing so.