For those with reading comprehension skills this isn't funny but rather a natural conclusion. The problem for you is that you're making assumptions about the a

For those with reading comprehension skills this isn't funny but rather a natural conclusion. The problem for you is that you're making assumptions about the author that you haven't verified. The problem here isn't change, or re-thinking linux. The problem is re-inventing the wheel, and doing it poorly. CoreOS uses systemd, but it's not a distribution in the classic sense -- rather it's a platform for containers. The narrow use-case for systemd here removes some (most? all?) of the concerns.