We went to Mexico for a day trip and brought an apple in our cooler. Our friends fed us so we never opened the cooler. We forgot at customs and said we had no

We went to Mexico for a day trip and brought an apple in our cooler. Our friends fed us so we never opened the cooler. We forgot at customs and said we had nothing to declare. Customs decided to search our cooler and found the apple. We explained that we had brought it with us but forgotten about it. When he said it was contaminated from being in Mexico, I thought he was telling a joke, but he was dead serious. Thankfully he just confiscated it and let us on our way.