Downvote all you want, but this expression needed a reaction ! Of course English being not my mother tongue I didn't have enough vocabulary to express my distr

Downvote all you want, but this expression needed a reaction ! Of course English being not my mother tongue I didn't have enough vocabulary to express my distress at the mental picture that exploded in my brain when I read those words. I thought "dude" conveyed best my disgust, puzzlement and amazement :-) I don't hate you though.