There's this thing on my desk with buttons and it beeps and I don't understand it (and the people who do wouldn't let me copy their homework) and I WANT MY 1960

There's this thing on my desk with buttons and it beeps and I don't understand it (and the people who do wouldn't let me copy their homework) and I WANT MY 1960s BACK DARN IT. Help me, Mandelson, you're my only hope.