Most of these are extremely bad points (complaining about 'no interfaces' in Python, no braceless if in Perl, etc.) but I'm particularly baffled by "Unicode sup

Most of these are extremely bad points (complaining about 'no interfaces' in Python, no braceless if in Perl, etc.) but I'm particularly baffled by "Unicode support should have been built in from [Ruby] 1.0". Ruby came out in 1996. If it had standardized Unicode support at the time, it would have ended up using UTF-16 like JavaScript.