Excerpts from the contract: "We install The Device in your house, free of charge. You receive heat. Do not ask about the function of The Device." "You may hea

Excerpts from the contract: "We install The Device in your house, free of charge. You receive heat. Do not ask about the function of The Device." "You may hear a human voice coming from inside The Device. Ignore it." "Some customers report having recurring dreams about The Device, this is normal." "The Device comes in one colour: Impenetrable Blackness." "Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it."