That may be so, but apple will never let you ship an app they haven't approved. They have very specific language forbidding VM's and interpreted languages. So

That may be so, but apple will never let you ship an app they haven't approved. They have very specific language forbidding VM's and interpreted languages. So you may be able to dodge Objective C (like the Mono/Unity folks have) but you're not getting out of Apple's approval process.