Set up the site so all the database transactions take place in memcache or redis and every 10 minutes it's written into encrypted entries on some kind of distr

Set up the site so all the database transactions take place in memcache or redis and every 10 minutes it's written into encrypted entries on some kind of distributed blockchain (Datacoin, Namecoin, etc). Use Docker to wrap up the front-end and make it easy and portable. You can then spin up a new iteration of the site on a new VPS in a matter of moments. It can download the DB entries from that blockchain, decrypt, and then keep the DB in memcache/redis. To speed things up, you can also do daily encrypted DB dumps to a DHT address and write the DHT address into the blockchain to bootstrap the service restart. Once the DB is bootstrapped and caught up, the site can register itself on the Onion network and since it'll be the newest entry, traffic will start ending up at the new site pretty quickly. Such a system could be automated pretty quickly where a person could register VPS's at Linode, Digital Ocean, AWS, etc. Then write some kind of encrypted config file into a blockchain so the site software would pull down the config and make the transition to the new provider automatically. Could be an automated daily move and by using a blockchain as an intermediary for communications it prevents worries about making mistakes with accidentally leaking IP addresses at each new service provider.