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Just go to jail for contempt.
by jemfinch 12y ago
Just go to jail for contempt.
- spiritplumber 12y agoScream "I have nothing but contempt for this court!" and then attack the shark robots to 80s music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_EFSQPJh8w https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_EFSQPJh8w
- higherpurpose 12y agoI think I saw Matthew Green propose a solution for this: Apple could allow you to use a different finger to force the phone to prompt for a password. In theory you shouldn't get jailed for contempt over this since you'd be doing it much earlier than being in Court in front of a judge - like when you see the cops coming.
- asadotzler 12y agoNot necessary. Just power off when you see the cops coming.
- mikeash 12y agoI only have about an 80% success rate with Touch ID anyway. It doesn't seem to like sweaty fingers. Every so often I get unlucky five times in a row and have to unlock it with my password. Who's to say it didn't happen by accident? Or is having sweaty fingers going to effectively be an imprisonable offense now, the way forgetting your password is in jurisdictions where you can be compelled to reveal your password?