This is one of those religious debates that will never die as long as the web exists in a similar capacity as it does, today. The fact of the matter—whether we

This is one of those religious debates that will never die as long as the web exists in a similar capacity as it does, today. The fact of the matter—whether we like it or not—is that these are the tools we have for web development. It's hacks on hacks on hacks, as one might expect in a suite of technologies originally intended for X but arguably powerful enough to perform Y, Z, and Z(2014). Take ECMAScript: the first draft was written up retroactively, quirks and all. Many of the oddities and edgecases were written into the official language spec and vendors were encouraged to implement them as written (thus, intentionally writing engines with quirks). But the fact remains that no single, "fuck it" has been able to take hold. The technologies we have at our disposal have proven themselves "good enough" to keep that from happening to date. At this point, we've invested ~20 years into these technologies. And, for what it's worth, there are ways to cut through the cruft. These things can be done moderately cleanly. It is possible to write a web-based application that doesn't make one want to blow their brains out (I'd make the argument that, in a lot of cases if you're trying to write a "desktop app" in the browser, you're focusing on the wrong thing but that's neither here nor there[0]). It's simply that legacy and twisting the language to do what we want and not what it was intended for has caused that to not be terribly straightforward. I understand you're being hyperbolic but it's been my experience that this mindset ("this is so bad I'm never going to touch it") generally comes from folks who take one look and turn in disgust. That's fine—and I'm not going to argue it's not without it's warts because that would be insanity—but it isn't so bad that you'd need to off yourself, and I think the staying power it has had regardless of quirks, poor design choices, etc., proves that. [0] - with the right team and the right reasons, it can be done. The Slack desktop app is a pretty good example of when it makes sense and is done quite well.