Thank god I'm emigrating not immigrating to the UK. First 'Citizenship Education', I said it then when I refused to take the course and now; you've got to be f

Thank god I'm emigrating not immigrating to the UK. First 'Citizenship Education', I said it then when I refused to take the course and now; you've got to be fucking stupid. Last time British people were nationalistic we committed genocide across the Americas, Africa and Australia, with a few places here and there on the way. Now the governments gone about ten steps dumber and now believe mitochondrial and Y chromosomal DNA corresponds to nationality. So when my Canadian immigration papers come through, where do I go to get my DNA changed? Oh wait, everyone here's still fucking British! (Aside from Quebec and NB, but you're likely to pick up as many French Chromosomes in the rest of Canada as you would in the UK)