I am guessing that ending it with "We are not your lawyers and have no obligation to provide you with advice tailored to your specific circumstances, the laws o

I am guessing that ending it with "We are not your lawyers and have no obligation to provide you with advice tailored to your specific circumstances, the laws of your state may differ from those of California; if you are too dumb to figure this out you have no business founding a company." would probably not pass muster with a court :)