First time I say OMG in internet! This is hilarious and demential, like a Salvador Dalí visual basic nightmare, bravo! couldn't fire a bsod, what am i doing wro

First time I say OMG in internet! This is hilarious and demential, like a Salvador Dalí visual basic nightmare, bravo! couldn't fire a bsod, what am i doing wrong? wow factor: check. impressive and still laughing at it.