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standard governnment advice is to use the offical bureaucratic procedures. Senorita 1.)take the day's receipts and WORKING CAPITAL to Walmart, 24 hours 2.)wir
by chinesrestaur09 12y ago
standard governnment advice is to use the offical bureaucratic procedures.
Senorita
1.)take the day's receipts and WORKING CAPITAL to Walmart, 24 hours
2.)wire it to MEXICO, with no questions asked
3.)need money every week to buy supplies of food? then
have MEXICO holding company wire it back to you.
4.)send copies to nation's capital, with copies to Mr. President
and if needed the lolcal police station. SERVE them the copies
with videoape evidence when they arrive to eat. Make sure to
blank out any identifiers or ask them to hold up the 'mask in front
of the face.'
5.)raise the prices and also lower your profit, for
THIS IS COST OF DOING BUSINESS IN THE USA, for
Mr. President says, small business is the engine of growth in the USA
and we have no recession.
not legal or business advice, may be submitted to Colbert Report and
other satire shows.