I'm scared. Does this mean there's some value to parsing this kind of gibberish? If so, does the fact that I consider it gibberish mean I'm going to miss the

I'm scared. Does this mean there's some value to parsing this kind of gibberish? If so, does the fact that I consider it gibberish mean I'm going to miss the bus on future developments because I've decided I'm too old to take people who write like this seriously?