I got excited because I thought I could get paid for writing new crazy computer operating systems. But after reading the article, I was just confused...until I

I got excited because I thought I could get paid for writing new crazy computer operating systems. But after reading the article, I was just confused...until I found this snappy headline on some news site: "Bryan Johnson, founder of Braintree Inc., has launched a $100 million venture fund to pursue groundbreaking ideas"