I would have also turned you down (pregnant woman, suddenly paranoid for the safety of my pending sproglet). However, I would have done so with kind words and

I would have also turned you down (pregnant woman, suddenly paranoid for the safety of my pending sproglet). However, I would have done so with kind words and a smile - and I would have spent the rest of the day thinking what a nice chap you are. :) Not that it helps you at all, I guess.